Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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