I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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