i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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