you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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