I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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