Moan for me like Helen Keller
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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