Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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