I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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