so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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