8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Girls should come with a carfax report
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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