He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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