Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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