he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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