i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I checked into jail on foursquare
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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