He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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