Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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