maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
so much tequila, so little girl.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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