My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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