I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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