if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
farters have to be the big spoon...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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