You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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