Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you win again, gameday.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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