so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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