She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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