i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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