6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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