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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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