i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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