just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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