Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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