In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man