you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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