Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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