can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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