Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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