The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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