quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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