He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm really busy with my period
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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