We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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