The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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