roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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