Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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