Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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