I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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