They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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