from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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