I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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