Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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