Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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