She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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