sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it was like eating out sand paper
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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