is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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