dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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